Addicted to Internet
Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet :
You kiss your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s home page.
Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap… and your child in the overhead compartment.
All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8… ISDN… cable modem… T1… T3…
And even your night dreams are in HTML.
You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com .