Niagara Falls
Guide:“I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are one of the world’s largest waterfalls . Moreover the sound intensity of this waterfall is so high that even the 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
On listening this all the ladies present there started talking about Niagara Falls.
So the guide got irritated and said “Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls ?”
Chemical Formula of Water
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water ?
L-Johny: “HIJKLMNO”!!
Teacher: What are you talking about ?
L-Johny: Yesterday you said it’s H to O
Daring Sms
You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
Some people die. Others become a teacher…
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…
Flirt Sms Messages
Love is a sensation that is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. So do u get my explanation or want a demonstration?
If love is a crime, lock me up, i’m guilty baby!!!
Love me or leave me.
Hey,where is everybody going ?
If love is blind, how will she find me ?
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.
You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
Are you free for the rest of your life?
Do your feet never hurt ???? … You are wondering around my thoughts all day long….
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.
Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!
At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you…
Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights….but you I love more !!!
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