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Funny Marriage Sms

admin — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:28:52 +0000

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole
The definition of a perfect Wife? – one who helps the husband with the dishes…

Life Insurance

admin — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:26:47 +0000

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”

Telephone Terrorist

admin — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:25:22 +0000

This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS

admin — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:47:54 +0000

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:

1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

admin — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:38:07 +0000

Next generation children will sing in school :
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry….

Loving Mosquito

admin — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:45:57 +0000

I’m in a good mood today,
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

Urs lovingly ,
“MOSQUITO”

Before and After Marriage

admin — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:43:44 +0000

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,I have flu,
don’t come near me, Go away u….

Niagara Falls

admin — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:53:33 +0000

Guide:“I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are one of the world’s largest waterfalls . Moreover the sound intensity of this waterfall is so high that even the 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
On listening this all the ladies present there started talking about Niagara Falls.
So the guide got irritated and said “Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls ?”

Chemical Formula of Water

admin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:32:59 +0000

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water ?
L-Johny: “HIJKLMNO”!!

Teacher: What are you talking about ?
L-Johny: Yesterday you said it’s H to O

Daring Sms

admin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:29:59 +0000

You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!

A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Some people die. Others become a teacher…

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…

Flirt Sms Messages

admin — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:33:06 +0000

Love is a sensation that is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. So do u get my explanation or want a demonstration?

If love is a crime, lock me up, i’m guilty baby!!!

Love me or leave me.

Hey,where is everybody going ?

If love is blind, how will she find me ?

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.

You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

Are you free for the rest of your life?

Do your feet never hurt ???? … You are wondering around my thoughts all day long….

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!

At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you…

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights….but you I love more !!!