We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”
No Comments »
Filed under: Funny Sms
This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
No Comments »
Filed under: Funny Sms
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail
No Comments »
Filed under: Funny Sms
Next generation children will sing in school :
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry….
No Comments »
Filed under: Funny Sms
I’m in a good mood today,
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
Urs lovingly ,
“MOSQUITO”
No Comments »
Filed under: Funny Sms
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,I have flu,
don’t come near me, Go away u….
No Comments »
Filed under: Funny Sms