Funny Junk

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half the time!

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I’m looking for a loophole
The definition of a perfect Wife? – one who helps the husband with the dishes…

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. “I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die.”

This is the telephone terrorist team.
While receiving this message a virus will be activated.
This virus should have infected your mobile by now.
Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:

1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail

Next generation children will sing in school :
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I just went to Royal Bar,
Whisky rates are up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry….

I’m in a good mood today,
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

Urs lovingly ,
“MOSQUITO”