Read out aloud the following sentences carefully.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every sentence. You will see what is funny in this.
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Q: What is the only thing you can break when you say it’s name?
A: Silence.
Q: Where can everyone always find money when they look for it?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What is the difference between here and there?
A: The letter “t”.
Q: When does a joke become a father?
A: When the catch line becomes apparent (a parent).
Q: What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?
A: United = Untied
Q: What word is it from which the whole may be taken and yet some will be left?
A: Wholesome
Q: What is the most difficult train to catch?
A: The 12:50, because it’s 10 to 1 if you catch it.
Q: What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word?
A: The tongue of your shoe.
Q: What’s smaller than an ant’s mouth?
A: What the ant eats.
Q: What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
A:Stone = (St)one.
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Question : A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
Answer : Who said this happened during the night?
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A train station is where the train stops.
A bus station is where the bus stops.
So what is a work station?
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