When God said, “Let there be woman,” he created you.
Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.
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How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Hey, I lost my house. Mind if I bunk with you?
Is your father a terrorist, because you are no less than a bomb!
Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by you again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?
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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you O.K.? Because heaven’s a long fall from here.
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
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