Daring Sms
You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
Some people die. Others become a teacher…
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
Roses are red … Violets are blue … but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!
On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …… Wait a moment…. oh no, I do have the right number…