Funny Junk

How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Hey, I lost my house. Mind if I bunk with you?

Is your father a terrorist, because you are no less than a bomb!

Do you believe in love at first sight… or should I walk by you again?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Something tells me you’re sweet. Can I have a sample?

Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

You dropped something, “My jaw”!

Hey baby, you must be a sweater, because you got me feeling warm all over!

Check the girls clothing tag then say - “That’s what I thought…made in heaven”!

My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

When God made you, he was showing off!

It’s not my fault I fell in love, you’re the one who tripped me!

If I could rearrange alphabets, I would put U and I together.

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.