Statistical One Liners
A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population.
According to recent surveys, 51% of the people are in the majority.
Did you know that 87.166253% of all statistics claim a precision of results that is not justified by the method employed?
According to a recent survey, 33 of the people say they participate in surveys.
80% of all statistics quoted to prove a point are made up on the spot.
Statisticians must stay away from children’s toys because they regress so easily.
Old statisticians never die, they just undergo a transformation.
The most important statistic for car manufacturers is autocorrelation.
Some statisticians don’t drink because they are t-test totalers. Others drink the hard stuff as evidenced by the proliferation of box-and-whiskey plots.