Professional One Liners
A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn’t feel like it.
Copying an idea from an author is plagiarism. Copying many ideas from many authors is research.
From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Anyone who believes you can’t change history has never tried to write his memoirs.
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
A professional writer is an amateur who didn’t quit.
The mark of a true professional is giving more than you get.