Santa And Gulabo
Santa goes to Gulabo’s home and knocks the door
Gulabo- “kon…?”
Santa – “Main…!”
Gulabo-”Main kon..?”
Santa-”Leh dass! tu gulabo hor kon?”
Dead Body Doing Cycling
During an English lesson,the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher- Pappu,join these two sentences together.I was cycling to school.I saw a dead body.
Pappu-(thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school.
Humhe Koi Nahi Dhoondh Sakta
Aao Chupan Chupaai Khele!
I Am Super-Kiwi
Kehte Hai Log Mujhe Hawaa Hawaai!
Give Me Your Tongue
Apni Zubaan Mujhko De Do Thaakur
Kon Hai?
Kon hai jisne mujhse panga liya?